Important:

Your reports are emailed to you. The interpretation does not appear on the screen. Within 1 minute of placing your order, the report will appear in your inbox of your email program. If it does not, check a spam folder or junk folder to see if it was placed there.

"Birth Time Unknown" Reports
If the birth time is not from a birth certificate or birth record or known to be accurate within about 10 or 15 minutes, then we recommend ordering the "Birth Time Unknown" style of the report. These reports leave out interpretations of things that are dependent on having an accurate birth time, such as planets in houses and the Ascendant. Therefore, a "Birth Time Unknown" report is a little shorter than a "Birth Time Known" Report.

Note also that some reports are not available in a "Birth Time Unknown" version because they require a birth time.

Naughty Natal Report — Report by Art Poppe

This report makes a good gift or practical joke! It pokes fun at the person and keeps you laughing and often because they are accurate too. Art Poppe, author of this report, likes to poke fun especially at the sexual side of the person, and the language is rather raw and is designed strictly for adults.

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